Friday September 18th - 20th
Mahoney Manor
Edgartown, Martha’s Vineyard, Mass.
Director:   Fitzy       Chef:  Gene & Pete      Host: Billy

To All Campers,

The dates have been set and they are the weekend of September 18 - 20th.  Once again we will be staying on Marthas Vinyard at the Mahoney Manor. 
Looking forward to seeing you all in September.
Your camp councilor!!!!
Michael

Friday September 18th:

Golf:   Attendees:  Gut, Fitzy, Erik, Ernie, Billy, Bob, Spuf, Ricky, Pete, Gene, Dave, Clance, Gerry
Little Harbor Country Club  Wareham, MA
Food:  Fitzys Place     Clanga met us here     12 Widows Cove Lane   Wareham, MA
Then off to the Ferry for a 5:00 PM trip.  Parking at Peggy’s house in Falmouth.

Highlights:
Kevin shows up with knee highs
Rick makes eagle on # 7
Cold ones on the course (really?)
Gut catching golf balls on 17th hole... nice bruises
Mary makes a great lunch... including 7 layer bars
Nice group photo at Fitzys... thanks Mary
The mooring is a 3 wood from the patio – (driver for Clance)  (par 4 for Gene)
Fitzy misses the ferry
Gut’s note from Billy daughter
Rasberry Stoli & Sprite
Cold cut sandwiches with bread already sliced! (for you EJ... no need to slice again)
Lexus was last vehicle on ferry...
The Atlantic – and the librarian!  Sweaty T^%$ts and Bachlorette party
Skunks
Cops visit us at 2 am (in the hot tub)
Billy and Brian snoring
Ernie naps
GILFS (Grandmas)
 

Saturday September 19th:

Gut, Fitzy, Erik, Ernie, Billy, Bob, Ricky, Pete, Gene, Clanga, Clance, Gerry (Kenny showed late afternoon)
Late Morning: One hour tour of Edgartown Harbor on the Harbor tender.
Mid Afternoon: Then off to a two hour private sailing trip off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard on a 56’ foot sailboat.   “Sea Witch”
Saturday evening back to Bill’s house for a barbeque, some friendly games and a camp fire

Highlights:
Cold cuts, danishes and bagels for breakfast
Brian blows off the harbor cruise for conference call.
Ernie’s g-string
Whiffleball in backyard
Ernie wrestles with hammock in back yard
Fitzy wrestles with Ernie on hammock in back yard
Ernie’s nap
Brian blows off Nancy’s bar and “walks” home.
Ernie naps
Clance and Bob “need” and ice cream; as we miss rendevous with others to board sailboat.
Ricky eats other couples leftovers
Erik meets up with hometown friends (from Butterfields restaurant in Rockland)
Kenny shows up!
Nancy’s bar
New “skippy”:  John the protector... used car salesman selling Yellow Page ads.  Ricky laid into him good.
Sarah “the genius”
Ernie naps
Chair Massages from a genius!
Fire pit in the backyard – Rick gets elected.
Billy and Brian snoring – again!
Ernie naps
Nominees for Director next year:  Bob, Ricky, Pete
Ricky is next years Director

Sunday September 20th

Breakfast in Edgartown then off to the ferry.
got lost trying to find parking lot for Ken’s car
Farm Neck golfing for some.
Kenny goes home

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