2006

Director: Clanga (click here for photos) (click here for Cliff Notes of trip)
Chef: Geeno

Friday

kart racing – (race results) spinouts, Sunday drivers, too many lightweights
(weight-challenged people disadvantaged), full contact sport
great meal (thanks Gene)
Clanga’s ABC glasses “30 Years... A Great Time we must have had”
Fitzy’s sawzall
Ernies fire
2 am Horseshoes
Why so many coronas?
Cow tippin’
“Hey, runaway...”

Saturday

Group Bocci
Lake Bocci
who’s got the “pink” ball (magenta?)
Morgan – where are ya, and aren’t you gonna introduce us to your friend?
Canadian Crud
Another great Gene meal (except for the Curran special of the day – blackened sausages)
Who drinks coronas?
Kenny jumpin Ernie
Yearbook humpin (did you doo her)
Janet dreams… ahhhh, nice camel
Late night elections (recount needed)
“write it down and submit it to the committee for review.”

Sunday

Ken skinny dipping (shrinkage)
Stoli Sprite
Currans house - Braintree (we finished all the beer there too!)
Who wants to bring home the coronas?

Cliff Notes:

Ahhh... great weekend and good to see “old” friends again. Please visit our 2006 page to view the photos and get a hint of what went on... in case you don’t remember (or were taking a nap...(no names here, yet).

I hope to have other photos from years past on this site soon, but I was pleasantly surprised to see how many we have! Don’t worry, I’ll clean them up so you can show your family.

All in all, it was a great time. Nobody got hurt... well..., I did fall down after Jon and I were collecting wood for Ernie’s fire. (see Cow tipping).

I would like to hand out an Unsung Hero award to Gene, the cooking machine. I vote that he gets this every year for his role in keeping us fed. Once again, Gene came through. I wonder if he makes house calls?

As far as hidden gems? Ernie was his usual self. Ernie is the king of Fire. He knows how to get it going, what he doesn’t know is how to put it out. Kept us laughing.

Fitzy was pretty quiet... maybe he was nervous around us? That is until we asked him to go get some wood. Great move to have his Sawzall handy.
Oh, I forgot to mention Rasberry Stolli and Sprite. I have to admit, it is pretty good.

Clanga put on a great weekend event, starting with the go-karts, and keeping us happy with his iPod.

The Curran tag team of Jon and Kenny (who now both reside in Chicago) were always “on their game”. It was good to see them again; its tough to get a word in though.
Great game Kenny: Canadian Crud. Oh also, sorry to hear about your Father-in-law.
Kenny played bongos on Ernies head while he slept. Shoulda taken that nap Ernie.
Kenny.... can you say shrinkage?

Gerry doesn’t change... and now we all know why he requests the only bedroom on the first floor (his snoring and bathroom habits). Oh, “hey, someone clogged the toilet again!!!” Ok, Gerry. Sure.

Erik (Spanky) hasn’t changed either. Still good looking, and people kept on asking him why he “hung” around these older folks. They couldn’t believe he was the same age. (still got all his hair).
Erik was also complaining of the beer selection. Didn’t seem to slow him down though.

Speaking of beer... good to see Dave request Coronas. Lets see... we bought a 12 pack, and at the end of the weekend we had 8 left... hmmm, sound like a good decision to buy them... NOT. (I think of the 4 missing, 2 were dropped). I’ll make sure we bring the 8 remaining to next years event for you.

Clance? Ahhh. Great to see you man, especially after what you’ve gone through. No complaints here. But next year, I guarantee you that the grace period will be over. You’ll make the news then.
Although your nomination speech was BS...

Good to get back home where I can get some sleep.

Brotherly yours, (and your 2007 Director)

Erik (the grape)

ABC Annual Outing Hot Laps Karting Center Race Results Friday, September 22, 2006

	Race #1		Race #2 (Inverted Start)
1st	Fitzy	1st	Dave
2nd	Chicago Jon	2nd	Clanga
3rd	Gerry	3rd	Gene
4th	Ernie	4th	Clance
5th	Clanga	5th	Jon
6th	EJ “Spanky”	6th	Ken
7th	Dave	7th	Fitzy
8th	Chicago Ken	8th	EJ
9th	Gene “the racing machine”	9th	Ernie
Last	Clance	Last	Gerry

Photos from 2006

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