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We attempt to describe/disclose, for purposes of satirical and comedic editorial content, as much as we can regarding events experienced or not, over the past, present or future as members of ABC(d). And, as editors of this site and as much as we can allowably publish without putting ourselves, our families, our bodies, our reputations, our pets, our money, our past acquaintances, our jobs, our vehicles, our doctors, our future children and our parents at risk.
By entering and navigating around this site, you hereby certify that you are not offended by strong language, and you warrant that you understand that the purposes of this site are purely satirical and humorous, and therefore that your opinions of any persons or situations depicted in this site, whether living, real, fictional or otherwise, will not be affected in any way whatsoever. You also warrant that you understand the premises and context of the site, which are as set out below:
ABCweekend.org aims to provide you with stories and features that are always tongue-in-cheek, sometimes foot-in-mouth, and most of the time, finger-in-nose.
SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE:
1. WE MAKE STUFF UP. We do not engage in rumour, we indulge in humour and fiction. Do not believe or rely on what we write! If you do, you're even more brain dead than us!
2. WE ARE NOT A POLITICAL SITE. For all the kaypohs and muckrakers out there, we have completely no political agenda whatsoever. Our main aim is to celebrate all the nonsensical parts of ABC life. We make fun of members in a completely democratic way. (If you feel that you or people you know have not been made fun of, please let us know so that we can address the oversight.)
3. WE USE SOME STRONG LANGUAGE. We have employed in certain parts of this site language which might be upsetting to some and which some consider unsuitable for children. (Even though most kids would not only be manifestly familiar with the language used here, they're probably more comfortable with and adept at using the terms than you.)
Okay, okay, I completely accept all the above crap stuff and I indemnify ABCweekend.org and all persons associated with it and also waive all and any claims arising from my perusal of its content.
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